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It's dedicated to my pet Tina!

The Llama Song

Autopilot Mode

Have you ever woken up in the morning with that feeling of blah-ness like you can't be arsed to do anything especially go to work?

On some days I feel like the guy Adam Sandler played in the movie Click when he went through his years on Autopilot mode you know? It's like people talk and I'm like ".....". I'd have this expressionless look and if I do have to say something the standard answer would be : Yeah. okay.

It's like I have no opinion nor do I give a fuck about the situation and that I'm in my own little world.

Do you know what I mean?

It's as though I'm so oblivious to the everything around me. It's like I practice the saying "I don't give a fuck".

Who came up with that sentence anyway? Like, why do we say we don't care when technically to some extent at perhaps a different level, we do?

But honestly? I don't give a fuck. heh.

I hate doing that though. Makes me feel like I don't care about things. I know this is just a random rant about nothing but seriously I do care about what I am writing about. Because my head is just racing with all this shit and I don't have anywhere to put it but here. It's like word vomit.

But I guess this is what happens when you have to listen to too many things in one go when all you want to do is focus on one thing and one thing only : yourself.

That's self-centered isn't it?

It's funny, I should be called (among many other names) Ms. Contradicting Naz.

Ignore this post.

I am on Autopilot as I type this.

Paris Hilton The Artist

I swear to God, last night Paris Hilton was in every single news possible.

I mean yeah she got out of prison and all but what's the big deal? People get out if prison every damn day so, what the hell right?

Anyways, I couldn't help but put this scanned picture I found from Hollywood Rag on my fuckspot because it pretty much looks like a freakin' 3rd grader from freakin' special ed class decided to draw an imagery of what life would be like in prison. But whatever. This is why we should all finish high school kids.

mmmmm Artistic

There are people who claim this whole Paris in jail thing was a publicity scam. Really? Can/Would she go that far? Would you for fame?

Nah.

I don't buy it. There must be some form of goodness to that little brain of hers.

SOME.

Welcome back Paris!

Dr. Ama's Words of Wisdom Part 1

In one day, I can shop like a freak. ONLINE and OFFLINE.

Yesterday was insane.

I'm so broke now. And I haven't even reached the end of the month (yeah, here we get our pay by the 25th). I know, WHAT?

And I'm supposed to go to Langkawi. I know, WHAAAATT?!!?

Moral of the story : do not work anywhere near shopping malls and if you do, do not go in there when its a sale.

Here's my personal recipe on how to be broke. I'm sure all of you have your very own recipe too but here's mine:

3 pairs of sunglasses (as if I haven't got enough: 22 now. help needed.)
5 tops (ppl need tops right? :P okay this wasn't neccessary i need help.)
2 bags (ppl need different colors of bags too! okay yeah, I need help.)

I NEED HELP YA'LL. Your Dr. Ama needs help!

Gold Digger

And time, goes by, so slowly, when you are anticipating for something.

So let me share a story with you:

Note: PURELY FICTION

The Chronicles of The Gold Digger: Episode 1

Once upon a time, in the faraway land of Kelanistan lived an ugly looking creature by the name of Nic Huli who lived in an ugly house with her not-so well off family. Because of the poverty they lived in, Nic Huli always dreamed of going to the big city Kul but she was not old enough. So she was always daydreaming during her younger years toward the day she would be swept off her feet by the man of her dreams who would give her copious amounts of gold and they would live happily ever after.

Years went by and finally she was given the golden ticket to go to Kul.

Arriving for the first time she was so amazed. Quickly trying to fit in Nic Huli thought that she needed to dress herself in gold completely because it seemed to her, that having gold would give recognition amongst the people of Kul.

But how can one attain so much gold with no money?

Nic Huli was sad. She wanted to be like all the other girls in Kul who seemed prettier because they had gold around them. At the same time, she also realized that in Kul, old dirty gremlins who already had families of their own seem to enjoy dressing women from faraway lands with gold if these women would follow them to the secret land of Int-R-Course.

Nic Huli thought, "well this seems easy" but her conscience also said, "but isn't it wrong to do such things? he has a family of his own. would that not mean betraying the family trust?" she thought.

Unfortunately, the gold was calling her name. She had been daydreaming herself surrounded with gold ever since she could remember and so she made the decision that gold is more important than breaking up a family.

To Be Continued...

Next Episode : The Gold Digger Digs And Digs

The End

Thinking Like The Other Woman

When one is "in love" one doesn't think about so many consequences. One becomes disorientated, selfish and pretty much retarded. But this time, I'm not talking about me. Hehe.

Anyways, this post isn't about love. It's about women who have the mental capacity to steal other women's men.

I mean honestly, what the fuck is up with that?

Take for instance the bitch who took away my dad from my mum (at one point).

About 2 years ago my dad was cheating on my mum with this ugly ass bitch. I know this (that she is ugly) because I saw her photo. I'm not bias I swear. She's a carbon copy of Mona Fendi. For those of you who don't know who Mona Fendi is there is a movie coming out based on her called Dukun which apparently has been banned.

Basically, Mona Fendi is gross looking and thats all I need to say. And my mum is like infinity times more awesome than her (and I'm not bias I swear).

Anyways, this bitch is ugly and yet my dad wanted her. I don't blame my dad. He receives not enough love from us (me, raz, di, mum) so he had to find it elsewhere and this bitch was willing to give it to him. But honestly, HAS SHE NO FUCKING CONSCIENCE?

Granted my dad is at fault too but it takes two to tango and evidently she is at fault too. She could have said this is not going to happen but well, she didn't so, Bitch.

Okay maybe I'm being mean and bias, so let me try to be rational here by comparing and contrasting what a cheating woman and a non cheating woman would answer:

You meet a guy.
Normal W- OK
Cheating W- OK

You like him but he's married
Normal W- NOT OK
Cheating W- Hmmm ok. Who cares? He likes me.

Despite being married he seems interested and actually, so are you. Should you initiate anything?
Normal W- Hmmm. NO.
Cheating W- Yes why not? He loves me.

You realize that he has children. Don't you think you're going to break a family up?
Normal W- YES and I wouldn't do such things because I have moral values.
Cheating W- Yes but who cares? He loves me.

Which woman are you? And try to be honest with yourself.

The bitch that stole my dad away for awhile is a Cheating Woman.

Although she is well, divorced I still say : Bitch.

Honestly, I would like to get into the minds of women who have the capability to steal other people's husbands. It's so mean. Especially even more mean if the wife hasn't been cheating on the husband at all.

When this happened to my family I was in Canada and my mum was apparently hysterical and my sister had to be the one to witness it. It made my sister turn a bit fucked up in the head and resulted her to miss me even more. In a lot of ways I wish I was back here. I know I would have made my mum stronger. By the time I came back and things had gone back to "normal".

Basically what I'm trying to say is, do you ever want to be referred to as that other woman?

Think about it.

As for my parents, well, I hope it doesn't happen again because if it does...

Divorce.

Another Day

I swear this song is so sad but I love it. Maybe because I can relate to parts of it.

Another Day by Paul McCartney & Wings

Every Day She Takes A Morning Bath She Wets Her Hair,
Wraps A Towel Around Her
As She's Heading For The Bedroom Chair,
It's Just Another Day.
Slipping Into Stockings,
Stepping Into Shoes,
Dipping In The Pocket Of Her Raincoat.
Ah, It's Just Another Day.

At The Office Where The Papers Grow She Takes A Break,
Drinks Another Coffee
And She Finds It Hard To Stay Awake,

It's Just Another Day. Du Du Du Du Du
It's Just Another Day. Du Du Du Du Du
It's Just Another Day.

Ay
So Sad, So Sad,
Sometimes She Feels So Sad.
Alone In Her Apartment She'd Dwell,
Till The Man Of Her Dreams Comes To Break The Spell.

Ah, Stay, Don't Stand Her Up
And He Comes And He Stays
But He Leaves The Next Day,
So Sad.
Sometimes She Feels So Sad.

As She Posts Another Letter To The Sound Of Five,
People Gather 'Round Her
And She Finds It Hard To Stay Alive,

It's Just Another Day. Du Du Du Du Du
It's Just Another Day. Du Du Du Du Du
It's Just Another Day.

Ay
So Sad, So Sad,
Sometimes She Feels So Sad.
Alone In Her Apartment She'd Dwell,
Till The Man Of Her Dreams Comes To Break The Spell.

Ah, Stay, Don't Stand Her Up
And He Comes And He Stays
But He Leaves The Next Day,
So Sad.
Sometimes She Feels So Sad.

Every Day She Takes A Morning Bath She Wets Her Hair,
Wraps A Towel Around Her
As She's Heading For The Bedroom Chair,
It's Just Another Day.

Slipping Into Stockings,
Stepping Into Shoes,
Dipping In The Pockets Of Her Raincoat.

Ah, It's Just Another Day. Du Du Du Du Du
It's Just Another Day. Du Du Du Du Du

Can't wait for my holiday.

R. Moyle

Yesterday was really creepy.

Rae got into a car accident on the way to Kemaman.

Apparently her colleague was driving his Beamer way too fast that the tires burst. Apparently the car spun around and all that jazz. So scary. I hate car accidents.

I'm so glad she's okay though. Just bruises.

For those of you who don't know who Raelene is well, I feel sorry that you haven't met her. She's freakin' awesome. She's my long lost older sister. We met during the time I was working in Petra Sports & Entertainment and it started out with random conversations. And I guess she eventually enjoyed talking to me (because I'm cool like that) and we've been really close since.

Haha she was so sad when I left Petra that she decided to quit her job kan kan? Okay I lie. I'm not the reason she quit Petra but then that doesn't mean she didn't want me to be at her work place either! Haha. She got me my current job and so far it's so damn fun cos we have fun bitching about the GD, laugh about the company politics, and the powderful England that erm, someone has. Hehe.

I'm going to miss her when I go back to Canada. :(

This post is for you Rae, I'm glad you're okay!

A drunken night at Traders

xoxo

Dr. AMA

I am surrounded by awesome people.

Honestly, I am. I enjoy having them in my life and wouldn't change it, ever.

But sometimes I wonder why the hell am I at the same time surrounded with insanely dramatic people who go through dramatic situations and seek me for advice?

I mean, wow.

I'm not even going to mention all the drama I've seen in my life with the people around me but I realized I'm one of those people that people like to turn to when they feel like shit.

I don't mind them turning to me at all if it's me who's going to make them feel better. I mean, I'd much rather see the people around me in a good mood as suppose to a bad one.

But I guess sometimes I wonder : am I the only one who doesn't go through dramatic shit like this?

Sometimes I feel my life is stagnant. But then again maybe it's cos I don't realize the things that happen to me are interesting but I find it not as interesting as others would.

Yeah, perhaps. Jaded again, maybe.

Anyways, I'm trying to get out of my jaded mindset so I've decided to provide my very own service : Dr. AMA.

Yes, read between the lines man, read between the lines.

Dr. AMA will be at your dramatic service anytime you need her. Dr. AMA has been in the advice giving business since she hit puberty and hasn't stopped listening to the drama around her since. With more than 10 years of experience Dr. AMA guarantees to make sure you are heard and at the same time entertained so that all the drama that you experience may hopefully go away!

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*For those of you who took this seriously well, maybe you do need to call me because evidently you don't know me that well . Haha

Alco Makes You Whacko

They say alcoholism runs in the family.

Meaning if you start drinking and become an alcoholic chances are your kid is going to turn out to be one too.

Alas, I blame my ancestors.

Hehe.

I WILL QUIT DRINKING. I WILL QUIT DRINKING. Eventually that is.

No seriously, I promised myself I'm not going to turn out like those old 40 something women who still drink like they're 21 not realizing that they look haggard and actually, pretty gross.

And besides, I want to be a good Muslim. Eventually that is.

I'm just at a stage in my life where it's still fun to party and all that crap. But I do realize I'm getting bored of it all.

I mean honestlyI think I'd rather chill in a place like Kudeta sippin' on a glass of wine and having great conversations with great friends and retire by 1 am because in the morning you've got something productive to do like shopping in Ubud or seeing a cultural show or something instead of the usual party yo' ass off till the whee hours of the morning getting drunk as hell and throwing up (sometimes) and waking up still in your party clothes uttering the phrase "I'm never drinking again". Ergh.

KL needs more places like Kudeta. But then again, KL has no beach.

SOMEONE should develop Negeri Sembilan into the next Kudeta. I mean, it's the nearest thing to a beach for KL people and it's not that far to drive right? Besides, isn't the N. Sembilan royalty supposed to be erm, cool? Why not develop the beaches into a social hub for the yuppies in KL?

I mean, I always said Port Dickson should be the next Hamptons.

So what's wrong with the N. Sembilan government?

Tak tahulah.

I really think it would be awesome to develop Port Dickson. It's so boring there. They've cleaned up the beach though. It looks better than it did ages ago. All it needs now is stylish infrastructure which actually has been proposed but due to all the 'cuti sakit', 'cuti hamil' and 'tak tahu siapa in charge' things are uber slow. I mean UBER slow.

Seriously, the day PD turns into a place where all the yuppy goes, I will actually throw an awesome party for whoever who managed to make it happen.

But for now, chilling in a suite in Traders with a bottle of 1996 Dom Pérignon champagne eating strawberries and sugar ain't that bad either eh? :)

mmmhmmmmmmmm...

Yup. Alco makes you whacko.

Hari Bapa

Yesterday was Father's Day.

I didn't see my dad all day so I sent him this text:

Note: If you're going to steal this for the next Father's day make sure you quote me. Hehe.

"Fathers are like vehicles - Big, Small, Old, New, Loud, Silent. But best of all they give you opportunities to see places you've never seen and take you to places you never thought you could go. So thank you for being the best vehicle in the world. I would be no where without you."

Happy Father's Day Papa.

Eyebrow or Eye Brown?

I'm going to go thread my eyebrows today as it has been awhile.

Not that I need them desperately but you know, since I'm headed towards Bangsar why not right?

Anyways, then I remembered this voucher I got when I was walking around Sungai Wang about a month ago.

At first glance I was like oh okay, a voucher. Whatever right?


Then I looked closer and read this:



Excuse the blurness of this photo but yes, you ARE reading FREE EYE BROWN DESIGN.

Eye Brown Design.

Can someone please enlighten me what an Eye Brown Design is? I mean, wouldn't MOST (not all) Asians have brown eyes? So what kind of designing are we talking about here?

I thought about it and I could only see two possibilities as to what this voucher was talking about:

1) They developed a new technology that allows awesome designs on your eyes like according to your mood. I.e if you're confused and in love, why not show it in your eyes?

This would be me and Rae before we got our Eye Brown Design

This is probably after - Rae has gone for the "love and info" look and I have gone for the "love and confused"look. It is this Summer's major must have!

Hehe. What Eye Brown design would you get?

OR,

2) The people who produced this voucher have VERY POWDERFUL ENGLAND.

What say you?

Hallelujah!

Okay so this week hasn't exactly been a week to fuckspot.

Lots of shit has been going on that my thoughts haven't been clear and able to write.

But TODAY is a special day! Because TODAY I wake up with the happiest feeling in the world!

I DISCOVER ONE OF MY NEIGHBORS HAVE AN OPEN WIRELESS INTERNET CONNECTION!!!!!!!!!!

wooooooooooooooooohoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

So I guess my rantings with Ira were answered eh?

Wow God, you DO love me.

Anyways, expect a bigger online freak from now on. Hehe.

Ciao!

I Can Make Time Go Faster!

Okay, I exaggerate.

But I swear my ChiPod makes time go faster.



Okay, that's probably not entirely true either. But perhaps, MUSIC makes time go faster.

Yeah, it does.

These days I really enjoy my train rides. Its so rhythmic. Every single human movement in the train seems to co-ordinate with the music I listen to. It's so trippy. I'M SO TRIPPY.

Ah, Music itu sungguh melalaikan. Hehe.

And these are Naz's current favourite songs to listen to on LRT train ride:

1. Jon Hopkins - Lost In Thought
2. Aphilas - Collective Memory Loss
3. Blur - Coffee & TV
4. Daft Punk - Aerodynamic
5. Paul Mcartney & Wings - Band On The Run
6. Paul Mcartney - It's Just Another Day
7. Rupert Holmes - Escape (The Pina Colada Song)
8. Marilyn McCoo & Billy Davis Junior - You Don't Have To Be A Star
9. Miriam Makeba - Pata Pata
10. Shapeshifters - Lola's Theme

Woohoo!

The Bold Poll

So I was reading through the news today and couldn't help but answer the poll below. I mean usually, I don't answer polls but this one did catch my eye.

Click on image to enlarge

You know, it's nice to know that more than half the people who answered this poll believes that No, Israel and Palestine will never forge a lasting peace.

I mean, we all know this thing between the Palestinians and the Israelis have been going on for ages.

I mean, if you really don't know read here.

Anyhow, the results of this poll showed me that a lot of people (56.1% to be exact) don't believe there will ever be peace between the Palestinians and the Israelis probably in my opinion because they've been living for centuries and as far as they know, it still hasn't happened.

And then, there are those who are hopeful (26.8%) that things will eventually happen and also, the remainders (17.1%) who are probably standing between yes and no which therefore would lead to the logical answer: I don't know.

I don't blame the I don't knows for answering I don't know. I mean, there's a lot of talk amongst the Israelis and Palestinians about wanting to forge a peace deal bla bla bla yada yada yada but it has yet to happen due to all the acts of terrorism going on. So it kinda shows some form of effort but then because there are distractions its all just being delayed. So these 17.1% probably believe terrorism will end eventually and that the peace talks could happen.

But to the optimists, ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? Hmmm. Please, enlighten me with your reasoning.

And in case you're wondering what I answered well, it was obviously, No.

Because for as long as the Arab world and the Jews continue to hate each other (which probably will continue due to thousands of years of being brought up to hate each other), there will be no such thing as forging a lasting peace.

Sigh.

Kahwinlah, Pak Lah!

So I'm sure everyone in Malaysia pretty much knows by now that our Prime Minister aka Pak Lah is getting married.

For those of you who live in a cave and can only access my fucskpot, well, YEAH HE'S GETTING MARRIED!

It's not a big news for me really, the rumors have been flying around the political circle for ages hasn't it? Well not that long but long enough.

The thing is, I was talking to someone (I can't remember who) about him getting married and they asked me if i thought if it was too soon.

Is it?

I mean, how long is he supposed to mourn his wife's death anyway?

I asked my dad this question and he goes, "she's dead what else is he supposed to do?"

Haha. Ergh. That's how SWEET my dad is.

But then he went on to explain that Muslims don't need to mourn. And I thought about it. Really? We don't mourn?

And of course obviously I looked it up and this is what I found:

"It is forbidden for those in mourning to excessively wail, scream, or thrash about. Grief is normal when one has lost a loved one, and it is natural and permitted to cry. When the Prophet Muhammad's own son died, he said: "The eyes shed tears and the heart is grieved, but we will not say anything except which pleases our Lord." One should strive to be patient, and remember that Allah is the One who gives life and takes it away, at a time appointed by Him. It is not for us to question His wisdom."

*taken from Islam.About.com

Ah. I didn't know that.

I don't usually like talking about death but this excerpt above did remind me of my favorite poem about death by Christina Rossetti called "When I am dead my dearest...":

When I am dead, my dearest,
Sing no sad songs for me;
Plant thou no roses at my head,
Nor shady cypress tree:
Be the green grass above me
With showers and dewdrops wet;
And if thou wilt, remember,
And if thou wilt, forget.

I shall not see the shadows,
I shall not feel the rain;
I shall not hear the nightingale
Sing on, as if in pain:
And dreaming through the twilight
That doth not rise nor set,
Haply I may remember,
And haply may forget.

It's quite an interesting poem I feel. It's like she's saying in my ghetto interpretation :

"fuck it I'm dead it don't matter no more cos I might not even remember you anyways so don't be sad biyotch."

Of course compared to her poem in Islam you're not supposed to believe you end up becoming worm food when evidently you do.

I mean in Islam, when you die, your soul goes somewhere else. Somewhere else I don't know exactly where but I think its called Alam Barzakh or something like that. Google it if you're eager to know. And apparently there at the Alam Barzakh, you'll wait. Till Judgement Day. Hmmm. Speaking of which, I have many things I want to find out on Judgement Day.

Like who stole Nad's phone at Ili's party, and erm, who stole my laptop. Hehe.

I'm so petty like that. Well okay, there are BIGGER things I want to know but you know. It's just too much to think about right now so let's just leave it at that.

ANYWAYS, back to the main point : is it okay for Pak Lah to be married so soon?

Well, according to Islam, it is. So what's the big deal right?

Yeah. I mean, personally I think it's okay.

It's much tougher to run a country when you come home having no one to comfort you, y'know?

I mean he has to deal with all those backstabbing kiss ass politicians and not to mention the damned world issues left right and centre. Damn, such pressure!

On top of that, you represent Malaysia as a whole so if you say or do something stupid it'll make the rest of us Malaysians seem even more stupid and you sure as hell don't want THAT.

So at the very least this woman can take care of him now. I mean, it's always good to have some support from a woman right? Hehe.

Good for you Prime Minister!

Ye' Ol' Photobucket

I recently reopened my old photobucket account.

And I found some old photos from God knows how long ago and DAMN I look so young. Hehe.

Look how innocent me and Ayin look! OMG LOL WTF!!!!

I mean we were still reading headlines on Osama bin Laden damn it! When was the last time he made the headlines? Hmmm?

Sigh.

Then I saw my first trip to Bali photos and I totally really really miss Bali now.

2004 Damn it!

I mean, its not like I didn't go to Bali after that trip but you know, I really miss this place. Come to think of it, this was the last time I actually went on a family holiday with my parents. Yikes.

As we grow up we tend to prefer traveling without z parents. I feel bad sometimes when I neglect them. All they want is to communicate with us anyways right? But why do we choose to hang with our friends? I don't know?

I mean, it's not that I don't love them it's just that I sometimes have not much to say.

But I guess they're getting old and we ought to pay a little attention to them right?

It's been too long, we need a new holiday parents!

I think it's my parent's 25th annivesary this year. I THINK. If I don't go back to Canada I think I want to plan something nice for them. Cos' I'm such a sweetheart like that :)

We'll see.

Naz's I-Don't-Want-A-Stalker-On-My-Fuckspot Tutorial

After reading that Brana Sri Rama was going to stop fuckspotting in his current fuckspot I was like, whaaaatt?

He explained to me that some bunch of people of whom he did not want to read his blog had found him through google.

Yeah, that happens. I totally went through that once (Re: my first few posts on this thing there was this random dude from God knows where). That's why I put mine on private!

With the private feature even if you google me or google blog me or whatever you can't find me unless I tell you my address or if someone has linked me through their fuckspots.

Anyways, this one is for you Brana! :) and of course for anyone else who doesn't know that this feature exists! :D

Step 1:



Step 2:



Step 3:



And voila! It should be completed! Now people can't find your fuckspot unless you tell them!

Woohoo!

Oh AND just in case they already know your fuckspot address you can do something even better! Change your fuckspot address!

Here's How:

Step 1:



Step 2:



Step 3:



So simple!

And now, congratulations!

You have just completed Naz's I-Don't-Want-A-Stalker-On-My-Fuckspot Tutorial!

Hope this will help you all in the future! :)

* If you can't see the images click on them to zoom.

Hollywood Celebrities : Are They Just Fucked Up Or Is it The Media?

I don't know what the hell is up with Hollywood celebrities these days but it sure as hell is entertaining me! Hehe.

Witness Exhibit A: Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Models For Jill Stuart

Dude, that chick keeps getting whack by the week. Last last weekend she decided to get ultra drunk (or high) and decided to crash her car into a curb. And then she also got a DUI from the cops! At that point I was still like, wooppeedoo! But then two days later she's partying on a Tuesday night and the papparazzi managed to capture the WORST PICTURES I'VE EVER SEEN of her. It was so bad I actually felt seriously sorry for her.

I Felt Sorry For Her When I Saw This

AND THEN I saw THESE PICTURES of her, and well, I don't feel that sorry for her anymore because this girl is whack yo.

What The Fuck Is Up With Her?

This girl is seriously a BAD Parent Trap because oh my God she's a Mean Girl and a Teenage Drama Queen who should drive a God damn Herby instead of that Merc she just crashed. Hehe.

It just goes to show that earning lots of money at a very young age without parental supervision FUCKS YOU UP.

Exhibit B: Paris Hilton

I Wonder When Her Boobs Got So Big

First and foremost, how can she be so dumb as to forget to pay her storage rent? Because of that, all her personal belongings were auctioned off and WORST STILL some bunch of people out to make quick money decided to document ALL the shit that made this girl look like shit (not that she doesn't already) and put it on a website called Parisexposed.com? Jesus Paris, where is your brain?

And of course, we all know she's gone to jail for missing a court case or something along those lines. How retarded can she be? I mean, this is a serious issue and just because you're a hotel heiress doesn't mean you can buy your way through everything! so good for her that she is going to jail even though unfortunately she's ONLY serving 23 days after her sentence got reduced.

Paris Is Sure Going To Miss THIS in Prison

I mean, I used to love Paris but her irresponsibilities is just making things LAME.

But I do hope she becomes more aware of her retarded behavior after this and becomes a better person.

Exhibit C: Britney Spears

Do I have to say much about this woman?

It's bad enough she was married to a douchebag and then she got herself preggers with two boys of which she doesn't know how to take care off. I mean, who stops in the middle of the highway while being followed by the papparazzi to change your sonny's diaper? I feel sorry for the kid already.

Creepy Bald Britney

And honestly, shaving her head bald and trying to kill herself (several times) and in one attempt wrote 666 on her head and yelling "I am the antichrist"? PRICELESS.

So What Do You Think?

Honestly, reading about these three girls (and many more) really goes to show there are a lot of fucked up celebrities in Hollywood that really need help.

This is really sad though. I know 13-18 year olds who look up to these three people. What will they think when they find out all this crap about them?

BUT I'm not trying to say all the Hollywood celebs are screwed up. I mean there are some really cool , hot and not-so-psychotic ones like Natalie Portman, Angelina Jolie, Jessica Alba etc.

AND at the same time the media (especially in Hollywood : where anything goes) enjoy making things up just based on some photographs. But then again pictures are worth a thousand words. But then again again, those thousand words don't necessarily have to be true right?

Oh well. I guess we just have to be wary of what we read. Whenever I read egotastic I try my best not to believe it all. I mean, some of them have the potentiality to be pure bullshit.

And truth be told, I just enjoy looking at the pictures and reading how the blogger of that site writes. He's so freakin' sarcastic I can just taste it. Hehe.

I mean, I've read other bloggers who write about all these celebrities but I still find the dude from egotastic to be so fucking hilarious.

So Kudos to him for making my days at the office uber fun!

Woot!

*Pictures are taken from Egotastic.com

Pussy, Porn and the Openness of Sex in Malaysia

Found something on my Friendster Bulletin Board today that interested me quite a bit.

It's called the Pussy game.

And since I'm in a creatively perverted mood today I decided I'd give it a go. But half way through the game I got inspired to write. So I came here.

Must've been somewhere between this Pussy game and that conversation me, Rakella and Aina had just now at lunch about, well, sexual stuff that triggered my interest in the thought of pussy, porn and the openness of sex in Malaysia.

I mean, let's be honest here, (well, I'LL be honest) we've all seen porn haven't we?

I ASSUME my readers have seen at least one little inch of snippet of porn? Come on, Don't lie.

Anyways, I have to admit, I've seen quite a bit of porn in my life.

Like, it was somewhat a fun thing me and a few of my friends in Canada do when we're drunk. I mean after the usual drinking game and rowdiness has gone down and all we want to do is watch something and chill at the same time be entertained.

Of course it wasn't always porn. But there were definitely several times this occasion would arise.

Another occasion we'd watch porn is during assignment/exam period aka PROCRASTINATION period where everything BUT studying or doing assignment seems better. We'd be on msn talking about the porn we're watching on yes, WINAMP. Haha.

Those were the days.

And oh how can I forget the late night Canadian TV where after 10 is when all the naughty shows come out. Like that sex talk shows which I think was called sex tv. I can't remember but I watched and learned a lot from these people.

Basically what I've seen and learned has now bastardized me into a little whore. Hehe.

But then again, knowledge (in any form) should never be bad. It is how you choose to use it right?

I mean, I think it's okay if you've seen anal porn and learned that it probably hurts (judging by the girl's face, screams of pain and vulgar words she uses) right? I mean, thanks to the porn you watched, now you know! (GI Joe music cue) Hehe.

Anyways, the thing about Malaysia is : it's still pretty backwards when it comes to the openness of talking about sex.

Worst still the knowledge of people in Malaysia in sexual protection and STDs is way below average. I mean, it took my friend 3 clinics to find a place to check for STDs and even worst ALL the nurses did not know what the hell STD stood for.

I mean, hello GOVERNMENT! The least you could do is educate your nurses on these things!

Sex happens. It's happening everywhere in Malaysia.

East Malaysia, West Malaysia, Urban, Rural, Big House, Papan House, Rich Man, Poor Man, Hot Chick, Ugly Chick, In pairs, In groups, In threes or even ALONE - THEY ARE ALL DOING IT.

We're animals. Just admit it. Hehe.

That's why I am ALL for Sex Ed in Malaysia.

I mean, the kids need to know that sex happens.

It's human nature for us to want to explore. I mean, why did God punish Adam & Eve again? cos they ate the apple on the forbidden tree or something? Sure, Satan influenced them but that doesn't mean they couldn't have said NO? I mean, don't we humans like to push the limits until eventually, we fall of the edge? Since when did a human being not have any form whatsoever in curiosity?

Especially us Malaysians -lah. Semua nak sibuk tengok. Betul tak? Hehe.

Ah wherever we are whatever we do it's human nature deal with it mate. We like to explore. Period.

Having said that, I hope you guys will remember the importance of my message which is:

ITS OKAY TO TALK ABOUT SEX.

To end this post, let's FINALLY see my list of movies I could think of adding the word "pussy" in it savvy?

Note: I swear they all sound like potential titles for porno flicks but who cares, let's all play shall we?

PUSSY GAME: Take the name of a movie and replace one of the words with PUSSY.

Don't forget to put your name on it then we can all see how perverted our friends are. NO REPEATS!!!

Nadzirah Hashim's creative perverted mind came up with:

1. Pussyfier (Paci) Vin Diesel babysitting a bunch of kids porno version? GROSS!
2. Million Dollar Pussy (Baby) Some sick creepy dude will enjoy this one
   
3. Mean Pussy (Girls) I imagine this would be one of those lesbo flicks that guys will enjoy
   
4. Pussyless (Clue) Sounds like gay porn to me..
   
5. Lord of the Pussy (Rings) I've seen Lord of the G-strings and this probably will be the sequel
   
6. Pussy to the Future (Back) Ha! I can so see this one becoming a lackluster hit
   
7. Exorcism of Emily Pussy (Rose) OOOOhhhh 123456 sexual demons possesing a girl. Creepy!
   
8. Chronicles of Pussy: The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe (Narnia) Ooooh a lion and a witch and a cupboard. tis' some artistic porn!
   
9. The Pussy After Tomorrow (Day) Hehe. Their movie tagline would be: where will your pussy be?
   
10. Brokeback Pussy (Mountain) I assume this would be some hardcore porn.
    

The End!