Dr. AMA

I am surrounded by awesome people.

Honestly, I am. I enjoy having them in my life and wouldn't change it, ever.

But sometimes I wonder why the hell am I at the same time surrounded with insanely dramatic people who go through dramatic situations and seek me for advice?

I mean, wow.

I'm not even going to mention all the drama I've seen in my life with the people around me but I realized I'm one of those people that people like to turn to when they feel like shit.

I don't mind them turning to me at all if it's me who's going to make them feel better. I mean, I'd much rather see the people around me in a good mood as suppose to a bad one.

But I guess sometimes I wonder : am I the only one who doesn't go through dramatic shit like this?

Sometimes I feel my life is stagnant. But then again maybe it's cos I don't realize the things that happen to me are interesting but I find it not as interesting as others would.

Yeah, perhaps. Jaded again, maybe.

Anyways, I'm trying to get out of my jaded mindset so I've decided to provide my very own service : Dr. AMA.

Yes, read between the lines man, read between the lines.

Dr. AMA will be at your dramatic service anytime you need her. Dr. AMA has been in the advice giving business since she hit puberty and hasn't stopped listening to the drama around her since. With more than 10 years of experience Dr. AMA guarantees to make sure you are heard and at the same time entertained so that all the drama that you experience may hopefully go away!

Testimonials on Dr.AMA:

"I eat more these days thanks to Dr.AMA" -Tina the Lllama

"She helped me find my inner child so I could feel non claustrophobic when I hid in that little hole until those damn Americans found me" -The late Saddam Hussein

"She's the reason I decided to serve my remaining sentence in jail" - Paris Hilton

"I am her cousin. Sometimes I wonder who's whispering into who's ear." - Satan

So what are you waiting for? Contact me at 1-800-DRAMA.

Dr. AMA - Guaranteed to make you feel better!

Cheers!

*For those of you who took this seriously well, maybe you do need to call me because evidently you don't know me that well . Haha