Hollywood Celebrities : Are They Just Fucked Up Or Is it The Media?

I don't know what the hell is up with Hollywood celebrities these days but it sure as hell is entertaining me! Hehe.

Witness Exhibit A: Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Models For Jill Stuart

Dude, that chick keeps getting whack by the week. Last last weekend she decided to get ultra drunk (or high) and decided to crash her car into a curb. And then she also got a DUI from the cops! At that point I was still like, wooppeedoo! But then two days later she's partying on a Tuesday night and the papparazzi managed to capture the WORST PICTURES I'VE EVER SEEN of her. It was so bad I actually felt seriously sorry for her.

I Felt Sorry For Her When I Saw This

AND THEN I saw THESE PICTURES of her, and well, I don't feel that sorry for her anymore because this girl is whack yo.

What The Fuck Is Up With Her?

This girl is seriously a BAD Parent Trap because oh my God she's a Mean Girl and a Teenage Drama Queen who should drive a God damn Herby instead of that Merc she just crashed. Hehe.

It just goes to show that earning lots of money at a very young age without parental supervision FUCKS YOU UP.

Exhibit B: Paris Hilton

I Wonder When Her Boobs Got So Big

First and foremost, how can she be so dumb as to forget to pay her storage rent? Because of that, all her personal belongings were auctioned off and WORST STILL some bunch of people out to make quick money decided to document ALL the shit that made this girl look like shit (not that she doesn't already) and put it on a website called Parisexposed.com? Jesus Paris, where is your brain?

And of course, we all know she's gone to jail for missing a court case or something along those lines. How retarded can she be? I mean, this is a serious issue and just because you're a hotel heiress doesn't mean you can buy your way through everything! so good for her that she is going to jail even though unfortunately she's ONLY serving 23 days after her sentence got reduced.

Paris Is Sure Going To Miss THIS in Prison

I mean, I used to love Paris but her irresponsibilities is just making things LAME.

But I do hope she becomes more aware of her retarded behavior after this and becomes a better person.

Exhibit C: Britney Spears

Do I have to say much about this woman?

It's bad enough she was married to a douchebag and then she got herself preggers with two boys of which she doesn't know how to take care off. I mean, who stops in the middle of the highway while being followed by the papparazzi to change your sonny's diaper? I feel sorry for the kid already.

Creepy Bald Britney

And honestly, shaving her head bald and trying to kill herself (several times) and in one attempt wrote 666 on her head and yelling "I am the antichrist"? PRICELESS.

So What Do You Think?

Honestly, reading about these three girls (and many more) really goes to show there are a lot of fucked up celebrities in Hollywood that really need help.

This is really sad though. I know 13-18 year olds who look up to these three people. What will they think when they find out all this crap about them?

BUT I'm not trying to say all the Hollywood celebs are screwed up. I mean there are some really cool , hot and not-so-psychotic ones like Natalie Portman, Angelina Jolie, Jessica Alba etc.

AND at the same time the media (especially in Hollywood : where anything goes) enjoy making things up just based on some photographs. But then again pictures are worth a thousand words. But then again again, those thousand words don't necessarily have to be true right?

Oh well. I guess we just have to be wary of what we read. Whenever I read egotastic I try my best not to believe it all. I mean, some of them have the potentiality to be pure bullshit.

And truth be told, I just enjoy looking at the pictures and reading how the blogger of that site writes. He's so freakin' sarcastic I can just taste it. Hehe.

I mean, I've read other bloggers who write about all these celebrities but I still find the dude from egotastic to be so fucking hilarious.

So Kudos to him for making my days at the office uber fun!

Woot!

*Pictures are taken from Egotastic.com