Pussy, Porn and the Openness of Sex in Malaysia

Found something on my Friendster Bulletin Board today that interested me quite a bit.

It's called the Pussy game.

And since I'm in a creatively perverted mood today I decided I'd give it a go. But half way through the game I got inspired to write. So I came here.

Must've been somewhere between this Pussy game and that conversation me, Rakella and Aina had just now at lunch about, well, sexual stuff that triggered my interest in the thought of pussy, porn and the openness of sex in Malaysia.

I mean, let's be honest here, (well, I'LL be honest) we've all seen porn haven't we?

I ASSUME my readers have seen at least one little inch of snippet of porn? Come on, Don't lie.

Anyways, I have to admit, I've seen quite a bit of porn in my life.

Like, it was somewhat a fun thing me and a few of my friends in Canada do when we're drunk. I mean after the usual drinking game and rowdiness has gone down and all we want to do is watch something and chill at the same time be entertained.

Of course it wasn't always porn. But there were definitely several times this occasion would arise.

Another occasion we'd watch porn is during assignment/exam period aka PROCRASTINATION period where everything BUT studying or doing assignment seems better. We'd be on msn talking about the porn we're watching on yes, WINAMP. Haha.

Those were the days.

And oh how can I forget the late night Canadian TV where after 10 is when all the naughty shows come out. Like that sex talk shows which I think was called sex tv. I can't remember but I watched and learned a lot from these people.

Basically what I've seen and learned has now bastardized me into a little whore. Hehe.

But then again, knowledge (in any form) should never be bad. It is how you choose to use it right?

I mean, I think it's okay if you've seen anal porn and learned that it probably hurts (judging by the girl's face, screams of pain and vulgar words she uses) right? I mean, thanks to the porn you watched, now you know! (GI Joe music cue) Hehe.

Anyways, the thing about Malaysia is : it's still pretty backwards when it comes to the openness of talking about sex.

Worst still the knowledge of people in Malaysia in sexual protection and STDs is way below average. I mean, it took my friend 3 clinics to find a place to check for STDs and even worst ALL the nurses did not know what the hell STD stood for.

I mean, hello GOVERNMENT! The least you could do is educate your nurses on these things!

Sex happens. It's happening everywhere in Malaysia.

East Malaysia, West Malaysia, Urban, Rural, Big House, Papan House, Rich Man, Poor Man, Hot Chick, Ugly Chick, In pairs, In groups, In threes or even ALONE - THEY ARE ALL DOING IT.

We're animals. Just admit it. Hehe.

That's why I am ALL for Sex Ed in Malaysia.

I mean, the kids need to know that sex happens.

It's human nature for us to want to explore. I mean, why did God punish Adam & Eve again? cos they ate the apple on the forbidden tree or something? Sure, Satan influenced them but that doesn't mean they couldn't have said NO? I mean, don't we humans like to push the limits until eventually, we fall of the edge? Since when did a human being not have any form whatsoever in curiosity?

Especially us Malaysians -lah. Semua nak sibuk tengok. Betul tak? Hehe.

Ah wherever we are whatever we do it's human nature deal with it mate. We like to explore. Period.

Having said that, I hope you guys will remember the importance of my message which is:

ITS OKAY TO TALK ABOUT SEX.

To end this post, let's FINALLY see my list of movies I could think of adding the word "pussy" in it savvy?

Note: I swear they all sound like potential titles for porno flicks but who cares, let's all play shall we?

PUSSY GAME: Take the name of a movie and replace one of the words with PUSSY.

Don't forget to put your name on it then we can all see how perverted our friends are. NO REPEATS!!!

Nadzirah Hashim's creative perverted mind came up with:

1. Pussyfier (Paci) Vin Diesel babysitting a bunch of kids porno version? GROSS!
2. Million Dollar Pussy (Baby) Some sick creepy dude will enjoy this one
   
3. Mean Pussy (Girls) I imagine this would be one of those lesbo flicks that guys will enjoy
   
4. Pussyless (Clue) Sounds like gay porn to me..
   
5. Lord of the Pussy (Rings) I've seen Lord of the G-strings and this probably will be the sequel
   
6. Pussy to the Future (Back) Ha! I can so see this one becoming a lackluster hit
   
7. Exorcism of Emily Pussy (Rose) OOOOhhhh 123456 sexual demons possesing a girl. Creepy!
   
8. Chronicles of Pussy: The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe (Narnia) Ooooh a lion and a witch and a cupboard. tis' some artistic porn!
   
9. The Pussy After Tomorrow (Day) Hehe. Their movie tagline would be: where will your pussy be?
   
10. Brokeback Pussy (Mountain) I assume this would be some hardcore porn.
    

The End!