The All-Over-The-Place Post

I just realized I didn't do my Thursday Ritual last week which was to talk about the What Women Want show and Kutuk Hannah Tan. But you see, I missed most of last week's show so I'm not entirely sure what happened.

Good news though, Hannah wore a red pario! Hehe.

According to my sister she wore white throughout the rest of the show though. Its as though she knew I've been bitching about her constant white outfits that she decided to listen to me and wear a red pario instead of white. Heh.

Even if she did wear a red pario, I recently found a photo of her with Kenny Sia (who is an awesome fuckspotter I might add) wearing yes, you guessed it, white.

Someone needs to alert her that there are other nicer colors in the world other than white. Like, red. or, pink or purple because I think those are the only other color she chooses to wear.

Oh well.

Back to the What Women Want show, the final winner will only be shown this week so i'm definitely staying at home irregardless of my father inviting me to go have ice cream at Swensen's (because that's what happened last week). Yeah I chose ice cream over TV so sue me!

So this week will show the final winner of What Women Want which by the looks of it, will be Hafiz.

Sigh.

And my joyful visionary world of perfectly hot straight men die a little inside.

But seriously I don't care as much anymore because ANTM cycle 7 has started in KL! So What Women Want isn't really what I'm into as much because this season's ANTM is full of drama (i.e Monique and Melrose). And I'm sorry to bitch about you Tyra Banks but YOU ANNOY ME.

See, the thing is, I never used to find Tyra so annoying. Besides the fact that she is full of herself and cannot stop referring to herself even if she doesn't need to, I find her tolerable BUT when I saw this season's house (THE ULTIMATE TYRA HOUSE) I wanted to die. Every single room had photos of Tyra Banks! I mean, WHO DOES THAT?

The Ultimate Tyra House

I mean, I LOVE ME TOO but God woman, have some freaking modesty for Christ's sake! Even Jesus has more modesty than you!

Yuck!

Anyways, I realized my fuckspot is starting to become really bitchy. But I can't help myself! Tyra Banks and Hannah Tan are both crazy people to me! Of course there's Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan but I don't see them on TV so I don't really care!

By now you would have realized I'm starting to look like a Trashy TV Addict.

It's not true. I do watch other serious programs like the news okay? Hehe.

In fact I had written some stuff about current political issues today but it just doesn't mesh well with this current post. But who cares right?

So here's the more serious side of me talking.

I'll begin by saying that the Media Is At It Again AND ALWAYS.

I swear there's no way in escaping the media in exposing the atrocities that has happened around the world these days. It used to be just the major wars and ethnic cleansing but now, global warming too?

Is the world coming to an end?

Whatever. Sometimes I really think the media can be too frightening. They over expose us to such terror giving people the fear of travelling and then taunt us with beautiful exotic looking advertisments of serenity and peace because after all, thats what we all want right? Peace?

What is peace?

Here I go again looking into the dictionary:

Peace is a state of harmony, absent open hostility. This term is applied to describe a cessation of or lapse in violent international conflict; in this international context, peace is the opposite of war. Peace can also describe a relationship between any parties characterized by respect, justice, and goodwill.

More generally, peace can pertain to an individual relative to her or his environment, as peaceful can describe calm, serenity, and silence. This latter understanding of peace can also pertain to an individual's sense of himself or herself, as to be "at peace" with one's self would indicate the same serenity, calm, and equilibrium within oneself.

I know we all say we want world peace but by reading this definition I think we'll never have peace, ever.

There's always some place somewhere with some kind of conflict or some person somewhere not feeling at ease with their mind.

We all want peace, but sadly its unobtainable, until we die.

Then again I have no idea what happens to people when they die so lets not go there.

All in all we should just live in the now and do what we can to help others obtain security in their lives. I think what we humans should have before having peace is security.

Having that safety feeling helps us sleep at night. That's probably a start in having some peace in our minds. Those people in Iraq and Afghanistan are most likely not feeling that safe right now what with the possibilities of someone barging into their house in the middle of the night and shooting them and all (actually, that can happen anywhere in the world but these two countries have a better chance right now).

But how can we have security?

Well, to me, security comes in two forms. The ones you can see and the ones you cannot see. But both of these can definitely be felt.

Material (i.e money, bullet proof vest, security blanket) and Love (I don't think I need to explain this.)

With these two things, we should feel secured Physically and Emotionally.

Some may argue that we only need one of these elements to be secure. That's bollocks. By having no money or bullet proof vest you might just get shot or lose your house or starve to death one fine day.

Yes I agree you might have the best love in the world but its not enough to save you from getting shot (at least in most circumstances that is. I mean, your loved one might take a bullet for you and hey! you were saved by love!).

Be it security in love or money, we all need ideally a balance of it. Too much money still doesn't give a person or a country a peace in their mind.

As for love, well I think not all of us are loved enough out there. And that's why people like Tyra Banks have to keep reminding people about them by putting photos of themselves in a house. Hehe. Without love, we feel insecure, and therefore become unhappy with our lives.

All the money in the world couldn't cure the sickness of love so I guess the harder thing obtain between these two elements is love.

Yes, its hard but the first person we need to love is, yes Tyra got it right. Ourselves.

So step 1 to obtaining security in love which is the easiest is: Love youself.

I know I do. Hehe.

Moral of the story is: With the media scaring us we'll never have peace in our minds. So maybe we should turn off the telly and technology every once in awhile and get some fresh air don't you think?

You know I'm right. Hehe. So go for it!

Know Your England

I'm such a meanie. Is that even a word? This post is dedicated to all the people in Malaysia who have ever so kindly attempted to message me on myspace/friendster in English.

Hehe.

Subject A:

Hey, I'm Currently In a contract with a local modelling agency and also assigned as the model/talent scouts.That's mean i'm looking for fresh new talents.If you're live in klang valley(KL,SJ,PJ,Damansara,KJ,Bangsar or anywhere around there...) and were given a chance to model in print advertisements or commercials, would you be interested? If YES please send me a a MSG;-).THNX

Naz's Reply: That's mean? A common mistake done by Malaysians. Its THAT MEANS.

Subject B:

Hai sENoRITA..hUHU U sO sWEEt : )..Can we B A FreN!! My Name tObby>> Add Me Pls As Ur FreN>>>Qicik_86@yahoo.com...Daa.. HAv a Nice Day..

Naz's Reply: He added an unnecessary "a" after Fren which by the way isn't spelt like that. He forgot a lot of other words in this message too like, "I can't spell for shit".

Subject C:

hey...
how u doin....
hope everythin gud...
any rooms for me to be ur fren....?
can i get to know ya....?
hope u dont mind yaa...

Naz's Reply: There are no rooms for me to be your friend. Okay?

Subject D:

hey THere GAl
How s a GOing wIT ya
me LalI heRE jUSt droP bY to Say heLLo!!!!!!!

if U waNNA be My friend JusT aDD me K gaL
anY waY i woULd LIke to Be ur FrieND ........

weLL u r KInd A hoT gaL huh......
iTs Kinda StraNGe foR a GAL to SaY tAt to
AnoTher gaL riGHt anYwaY i Am kINda of stRAighT
weLl TilL thEn hoPE to Hear frOM u sOOn gaL

tc
regaRDs
lalI gaL=P

Naz's Reply: Yeah, I am a gal, gal. Hey gal? I am never asking you to proof read my essay.

Subject E:

HI NADZ, I WOULD LIKE ME TO BECOME ONE
OF YOUR FRIEND

WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT/

GIVE ME HOOK UP

Naz's Reply: THE ONLY THING YOU'RE HOOKING UP WITH IS MY ENGLISH TEACHER.

I know we all make mistakes but today I'm feeling evil. No hard feelings if one of these messages happen to be from you. It tickles me when I read these messages. Teehee.

Ciao!

The Delayed Post

This post was actually meant for Friday but since I hadn't been online I couldn't post it so I'm typing it on my laptop before I forget because you know, I forget.

Update on telly Thursday. The final two of What Women Want: Charles and Hafiz.

I'm getting a little bit more anxious as Hafiz the gay boy might just win.

Yes, he MIGHT be What Women Want.

If he wins, I'll conclude by saying this show was a load of crap.

They might as well tell the world that all women should become men because apparently all the best looking, most sweetest, most emotionally understanding men out there prefer a sausage fest to a erm, i don't know what we women are called.

And Hannah Tan is STILL WEARING WHITE.

Anyways, its chinese new year this weekend which means a long weekend for me! yay!

I (without asking my boss) took thursday and friday off and spent most of that time asleep. I haven't left the house since wednesday. Can't wait to go out this Saturday night for a friends' birthday but I'm not sure what I'll get her.

I'll figure something out.

Currently my brains are completely numb from playing computer games. Eversince I found pool (billiards) on metacafe there's no need to worry about boredom. not that I have no other games on this computer but damn! BILLIARDS rule.

I seriously want a pool table.

Oh yeah. Valentine's Day was this week. Nothing superb happened as I was at work. Although I did enjoy my little adventure with Raelene my work mate. Hehe. Its her birthday this weekend. Its going to be fun! I wonder what she got for V-day from her boyfriend. The gift she got him was superb.

OH! Apprently in the papers today some guy murdered his two kids and then killed himself because he felt he was a failure (because apparently he didn't get his PhD so he felt he shouldn't have his children suffer from seeing a failed father).

Honestly, that IS WHACK. But would you ever think perhaps this dude was pretty thoughtful? I mean I'm trying to look at his reasoning you know? I mean, maybe his parents brought him up to not know the meaning of failure. Maybe to him failure means death?

Seriously though? What an idiot. He must've been pretty insane to do that. Poor kids.

THe creepy thing is my dad used to work in the same company as the guy.

It goes to show you never know what's going to happen to you, EVER.

One minute you're fine and dandy and the next minute you feel you're a failure and need to kill your children and yourself to solve the problem.

Such a sick, sick world.

Okay, no more morbid thoughts. I need sunshine and butterflies and cotton candies and milkshake.

Ah, not feeling so morbid anymore.

Ciao!

Thusdays Ritual : Kutuk Hannah Tan

This week on Telly Thursdays!

Its a shame that there's no more Amazing Race Asia. I feel somewhat lost.

But I swear, Hannah tan needs a fashion consultant PRONTO!

Last night on What Women Want she wore the same GROTESQUE outfit she wore to the FHM party!

Let me refresh your memory:



Yes I KNOW! And when I mean the exact same outfit I mean neon pink bra included! (she wasn't wearing a cap though because I guess she was having a good hair day this time?)

Aiyo Hannah Tan. What's the matter with you? You so pretty but so unfashionable.

Anyways, Christian got eliminated in this episode. No suprise there. It was between him and Hafiz. Hafiz is still in and that really makes me feel uncomfortable because he's in the top three. I mean, hello judges! Do you not realize that he is GAY? Why is HE what women want?

Yes, he's sensitive,
Yes, he can massage,
Yes, he's really sweet,
Yes, he's also good looking and buff

BUT HELLO?

he's a fudge packer!

But on the good side, Charles and Sham are in the final 3 too! Sham has an amazing voice. I'm in love with it. Looks wise he's too much like Vin Diesel but then again I kind of like Vin Diesel! Hehe. But Charles I swear is my dream guy (okay I exxagerate but he's close). I'm not talking about his looks. He is cute-ish but its his personality. Although he can be a bit cocky but nobody is perfect right?

I just hope its Charles or Sham who wins instead of Hafiz. I will be terribly devastated if Hafiz wins. I think I said that already.

Morphing out of the TV world lets get back to reality.

I'm so jealous that its snowing in London. I guess global warming is really coming. Is it wrong that I am excited? I always knew I loved harsh weathers but I do feel sad for those who lost their homes in Johore and currently Jakarta.

I wonder if the situation in the movie The Day After Tomorrow will ever occur. I think it'll be insane.

Anyways, there's not much going on in KL right now except for the Boyz 2 Men concert that I went to (which was awesome). Here's a photo of me Nad and Ira at the concert.



Till The Next Time!

Telly Thursdays Update

Last night on Amazing Race Asia Joe Jer & Zebrina made history by being the first female team to win the Amazing Race challenge! Yes, they won Amazing Race Asia!

It is also interesting to note that I saw Zebrina a month and a half ago at KLCC having drinks at bleedin' Chinoz on the park. Haha.

Oh and on Wednesday night I saw Andrew & Syeon at Suzy's Corner in Ampang having a quick bite. Isn't that funny? Hehe. I was so ready to go up to them but I wanted to save the excitement I guess.

When I told my parents I saw them they were like, oh they definitely didn't win then since they're eating at Suzy's Corner (which is a cheap-ish place to eat).

Anyways, at least one of our Malaysian teams won. At least lah. Hehe. And they did make history eh? Thats pretty awesome.

On to my next show, What Women Want!

In this episode the guys had to learn how to massage feet and then they were tested by massaging a group of women's feet who would then evaluate them. It was pretty hillarious. Hafidz (who I'm almost certain is gay) won the challenge! Now the thing is, Hafidz keeps winning most of the challenges. And I can't help but think : do women actually really want a gay man? Haha. How ironic. If that is so, then all women should become men so that the gay men will go to them!

Is there really no hope at all in men out there?

Come on guys, don't let me down!

Oh and the second challenge they had to learn how to serenade a woman. The woman was Aishah Sinclair.

I swear she had a crush on the french guy Charles. I thought Christian deserved the win. It was more cute I guess. But I'm not saying Charles sucked. He sang Waiting On An Angel by Ben Harper. I mean, that's hot and all but what Christian did was definitely hotter.

But in the end Talha did the worst (which I was expecting). Its a major turn off but maybe thats just him. And Nicholl apparently was too much in the safe zone and not spontaneous enough. Oh well. They both got kicked out. Suprise suprise!

And yeah Hannah Tan is still on my Ew list.

Till Next Thursday!