Know Your England

I'm such a meanie. Is that even a word? This post is dedicated to all the people in Malaysia who have ever so kindly attempted to message me on myspace/friendster in English.

Hehe.

Subject A:

Hey, I'm Currently In a contract with a local modelling agency and also assigned as the model/talent scouts.That's mean i'm looking for fresh new talents.If you're live in klang valley(KL,SJ,PJ,Damansara,KJ,Bangsar or anywhere around there...) and were given a chance to model in print advertisements or commercials, would you be interested? If YES please send me a a MSG;-).THNX

Naz's Reply: That's mean? A common mistake done by Malaysians. Its THAT MEANS.

Subject B:

Hai sENoRITA..hUHU U sO sWEEt : )..Can we B A FreN!! My Name tObby>> Add Me Pls As Ur FreN>>>Qicik_86@yahoo.com...Daa.. HAv a Nice Day..

Naz's Reply: He added an unnecessary "a" after Fren which by the way isn't spelt like that. He forgot a lot of other words in this message too like, "I can't spell for shit".

Subject C:

hey...
how u doin....
hope everythin gud...
any rooms for me to be ur fren....?
can i get to know ya....?
hope u dont mind yaa...

Naz's Reply: There are no rooms for me to be your friend. Okay?

Subject D:

hey THere GAl
How s a GOing wIT ya
me LalI heRE jUSt droP bY to Say heLLo!!!!!!!

if U waNNA be My friend JusT aDD me K gaL
anY waY i woULd LIke to Be ur FrieND ........

weLL u r KInd A hoT gaL huh......
iTs Kinda StraNGe foR a GAL to SaY tAt to
AnoTher gaL riGHt anYwaY i Am kINda of stRAighT
weLl TilL thEn hoPE to Hear frOM u sOOn gaL

tc
regaRDs
lalI gaL=P

Naz's Reply: Yeah, I am a gal, gal. Hey gal? I am never asking you to proof read my essay.

Subject E:

HI NADZ, I WOULD LIKE ME TO BECOME ONE
OF YOUR FRIEND

WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT/

GIVE ME HOOK UP

Naz's Reply: THE ONLY THING YOU'RE HOOKING UP WITH IS MY ENGLISH TEACHER.

I know we all make mistakes but today I'm feeling evil. No hard feelings if one of these messages happen to be from you. It tickles me when I read these messages. Teehee.

Ciao!