WTF!?!?! Early Elections!?!!

Mahai Chao Cibai Weeeeyyy...

Elections will most likely be held in early March and I am here? After all my effort of waiting at the post office to flippin' register last year they do it while I am here in o Canada? I thought it was going to be in May where I would have returned back home?

Cibai!

I've emailed the consulate in Vancouver and Ottawa to see how to go about this.

They haven't got back to me. I hope they're not trying to sabotage me from voting.

Actually, I had a dream where I went to a website and it said that I couldn't vote in my constituency or some shit like that. And the links were really weird. Like I could vote not just in one area but three areas. But then all of the areas said i could not vote except for one and it said 'free vote'. Symbolic maybe?Yeah, I have been having some seriously weird dreams.

Anyways, I don't know which party to vote for just yet.

I used to just want to vote for BN cos they've been doing such a good job. Or better than others. Though this is quite bias to say as it has been the only dominating party for like, ever.

But a lot of the younger people in Malaysia are condemning BN these days due to the lack of leadership skills in our current Prime Minister. They find him weak and too controlled by his lovely son in law. I find him to be a charming chap really. Pompous arrogant prick on the most, but charming.

So who do we vote for?

IF I vote, I will base my vote towards the policies that would be most beneficial to the people of Malaysia. I find that sometimes we are too engrossed in the candidate's personality we forget what policies they are campaigning for.

But it's like that worldwide i.e Obama and Clinton. Who here knows what exactly each candidate is campaigning for? I mean, the media doesn't cover it as much as they cover the question of would you vote for the woman or the black guy? (But more so pointing towards the woman thing because race is a more sensitive issue than gender apparently) Hmmm.

Talking about race, as far as I am concerned, I am looking for a party that will abolish Bumiputera rights. A party that promises to reduce the benefits that the Malays have if not yet completely end them. I am not saying start immediately but slowly. Like, bit by bit. Let's start with education equality in universities. We should let more non-Malays enter. I mean, it's not fair to have a Malay quota. I mean, what the hell is that?

It should be a Malaysian quota.

We should also probably get rid of the question of race when filling up any official government form. Like, the fact that there's Malay, Indian, Chinese and Others is so dividing. Why do we need to know our ethnicity when we fill up official forms? It kind of promotes race separation don't you think? I mean besides statistics purposes what's the point? Especially when one applies for a local university in Malaysia. Why should anyone need to say what race they are? Because of the quotas? But I thought education should be equal to all?

Of course all this talk of abolishing Bumi rights would piss a whole lot of Malays.

I mean it's like one day someone decides to take their security blanket away. But I am not saying we take the whole blanket away! I am saying share the blanket!

Okay, imagine this: The color of the blanket represents the benefits each races are receiving.

Currently, the color of the blanket is totally blue which I will use as representing the Malays.

But in reality, there are other colors needed to be added onto the blanket because there seems to be preference of different colors on the blanket. Red can represent the Chinese (so cliche I know but grasp the concept please) and Indians green and 'Others' for now, will be pink.

So all these colors need to be added to the blanket equally without making one color more dominant than the other.

Get it?

What I am suggesting is we should start by snipping little bits and pieces of blue away and knit in some new colors onto the blanket.

Get what I am saying?

This is so that the blanket will eventually look colorful and we will ACTUALLY embrace the fucking concept of equality for all races. Does that make sense?

I know, easier said than done.

In reality, we need to conduct more research and hire experts from our generation to implement the logic in these policies so people can understand that this colorful blanket idea ain't that bad. I think that's all these HINDRAF protesters want anyway.

I mean, at the end of the day the point of the government is to maintain stability amongst the people as well as govern the country towards prosperity and all that jazz. And well, this whole vision 2020 shit ain't going to work if you just let the Malays dominate everything. We need some equality here. I thought the idea was standard of living improves better if ALL is helped? This Malay domination kind of reminds me of the whole white superiority shit (which I totally despise) in North America. I mean, why can't we be unprejudiced?

Why ah?

Yeah, it's the whole "I am better than you" mindset shit.

Perhaps we should stop saying "I am better than you and I will conquer all" and instead say "oh wow you are pretty darn awesome too, maybe we should work together so we can all be happy together". I mean, whats up with all the negativity in making the none superior race feel like shit? Why can't we all have the same prosperity as others?

WISHFUL THINKING kan?

Bugger!

For The Men Out There

So, today is Valentine's Day.

Big fucking deal.

Valentine's Day is overrated and since I've been reading all these books about how men are socially constrained for my gender and politics class, I'm making today my What I Like About Men Day instead as a token of appreciation towards men.

So here are some things I like about the men I've met, so far:

• I like asking them questions about their field of interest. and they get so into telling me about it. It's so cute that they're so excited about their work.
• I like how men are great to be friends with.
  
• I like how they aren't like women.
• I like their practicality and their straight upness with situations.
  
• I like how men look in the morning when they wake up. scruffy sleepy eyed and all, it's refreshing for me.
• I like how they speak highly of their mother. even if she is a bitch.
• I like watching men sleep. its probably the only time that they are not trying to 'be a man'.
• I like how they have their guys night out. when i see my brother and his guy friends hang out, i feel that bond that they have. and it's so inspiring.
• I like how they try to take care of themselves. it's sometimes sloppy, but the effort counts.
• I like how men act all protective in the outside world but at night in bed they want to cuddle with you.
• I like the voice of a man. it soothes my ears.
• I like that men have cocks. and that their penetration feels 100 times better than any dildo because it is accompanied by his emotions, his kisses, his hands. its skin to skin.
• I like how men are limited with expressive words (compared to women) but when they say something meaningful its like, wow, where did that come from?
• I like how they try to live up to being what is supposed to be 'a real man'. It's so fascinating.
• I like that they ask me what i think. and listen.
• I like that sometimes they don't listen. and then get it wrong and then have that adorable foolish face. ah, such a cutie.
• I like how they look at me.
• I like how they have this aura of wanting to give as much as possible to you because society expects them to when really, they don't need to; which is why I also admire them for being able to.
  
• I like how serious their face is when they tell you something important. you totally get sucked in and everyone else in the world disappears.
• I like how they can make me laugh. men are definitely funnier than women.
• I like how they come up with a lot of philosophical thoughts and ideologies.
  
• I like the random crap that runs through their minds. that's what makes them funny.
• I like when they laugh at my jokes.
• I like that they know how to appreciate meat.
• I like how they love to eat too.
  
• I like the fact that despite the amount of men bashing going on in the media, they still love you. they are so patient with society.
• I like that they have a drive in what they want to achieve.
• I like how they sometimes shut off everything and actually have nothing specific in their mind. sometimes I wish women could just switch their minds off, but we can't.
• I like how they hold you.
• I like how they are subtle but deeply sincere.

I could go on and on but at the end of the day, men are just as awesome as women. For better or worst, we need men and men need women. It's the circle of life.

I'm not saying there aren't some sucky men out there. There are definitely sucky men out there like FO SHIZZLE. But then, it's not fair to say that ALL men suck. Irregardless of them being retarded and violent and abusive and all that we still need them. And surely the reason they became all that aggressive and shit was because of the upbringing i.e a man can never really act like a girl which is to show emotions because 'it's not right'.

Come on, tell me you have never encountered a time when someone said to you, it's not right for you to do this because society doesn't accept it. Surely you have.

Hence, Happy What I Like About Men Day!

Let's celebrate this day by telling every guy we know that they are fuckin' awesome!

xoxo

TWO YEARS!

Okay so usually I don't like writing more than once a day but today, I have to write another post because:

OMG LOL WTF BBQ ROTFL ZOMG!n!o1ONE!!! ITS BEEN TWO YEARS SINCE I'VE WRITTEN IN THIS THINGY!

I mean wow!

I know I usually like to celebrate with the amount of posts I've written but well, it was mostly because I missed the first anniversary (or rather, didn't notice the date) of my first ever post.

So, yeah!

YAY!

But of course, this post then deserves another good look at the fucking awesome, ME. Haha.

Me

And me

And me again, rocking on! Hellz yeaaaaahhh!

xoxo

Naz

A Trooper's Words

A Happy Trooper

Bahaahahahahahaahaha.

I just want to say, don't mess with a trooper because they CAN and WILL bring you down if you mess with them.

I can't believe how hilarious me and my trooper buddy totally brought down the so-called strong fort of he who will not be mentioned.

A word of advice guys, be careful, there are some girls out there who are Cleopatras and Joan of Arcs and the likes and will screw you over if you screw with them. So don't mess. And girls, be punctilious of the guys that claim to be Caesar and Napoleon Bonaparte. They're going to try to bring you down and one will need to be on guard.

But if you're a trooper, you WILL bring them down!

Bahahahaha.

Okay, it's not like I am anti-men or anything. I am just saying that some people out there think they can walk all over you. And I don't think that's fair is it? Especially if you thought that person was someone so awesome and was civil enough to not screw you over.

But alas, God is great and these days you don't have to wait for hell to screw you over.

Because some Trooper will!

Haha.

JUICE!

Okay, it's so funny how my previous post referred to my old posts because coincidentally, this post is one of those posts too!

Hehe.

If you don't know what juice I am referring to:

Refer Here

And for those of you who do, I FINALLY KNOW WHY THEY SAY IT ALL THE TIME!!!!

Hahahaha.

JUICE means:

Join Us In Creating Excitement! = JUICE!

How did I find this out?

Well remember the Norah Vincent book I was talking about?

Refer here for if you don't know.

Well, in one of her chapters, she starts looking for one of those pow wow male dominated multilevel sales jobs, and the easiest of these to get without having her cover blown was obviously, DIRECT SELLING. Because nobody really gives a shit. You just sell and that's all you do. Trust me, I know.

You have no idea how I could relate to her experience with this job. Especially when she mentioned the bit about ringing the bell. Haha. Oh man, and "JUICE by you!". HAHAHA.

Those were days...

Well, at least I've unraveled the mystery of why those people in my company used to say JUICE to everything. All these years, I wondered and wondered and finally now, I discovered the truth. Such satisfaction! Hehe.

But it STILL doesn't make sense why I would want to Join Them In Creating Excitement really. It's a shit job! I mean, low pay, long hours!

But of course, this made me realize I went through the shittiest job ever and managed to survive. And it did increase my interpersonal skills. It made me feel thankful with what I have; the ability to sell and trust me, selling isn't easy. I hate it. Truly, madly, deeply. I mean it's bad enough we have to sell ourselves when we want a job but then sell myself to sell other things? Not really my cup of tea.

But after all that, I think the appropriate line for this job should be:

Join Us In Creating Excrement!

JUICE by me!

February = Short Month of Hell

So a couple of years ago, I wrote how hectic the month of March was going to be for me. Refer here.

But little would I know that it would never be as hell as this February that I am about to go through.

Well, the bulk of hell is this week really.

I have:
1) A presentation due like, in an hour.
2) Paper outline due tomorrow.
3) 10 Page Essay due on Thursday
4) Take home exam due on Friday

Next week:
1) Midterms (must do a bajillion readings)

After reading break (which won't really be a break):
1) 10 page essay due
2) Minor class assignment
3) Presentation

I'm pretty much fucked.

And the worst part is I have come down with a serious case of MALAS!

Alas, I can't wait for March...

March will be my new heaven.

Hehe.