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Tuesday, January 30, 2007

To The Very Dear Myspace

I'm so sick of myspace's stupid comments that actually turn out to be lame advertising bullshit.

And furthermore SO ANNOYED that people actually click on the links thinking they won't forward it automatically to other people's myspace inbox. DAMN IT!

Read the link before you click damn it!

I mean I don't mind some of these people who want to leave a comment on my page because they want to advertise their music or clothes but seriously, let me show you some examples of which not to click on unless you really think its worth your time.



Honestly, do you think its something really funny? or could it just be a shithole link that will spam you? THINK ABOUT IT.





GAH! I hate myspace.

Moral of the story :
  • Don't click on lame advertising links as above
  • Don't add lame idiots who have the potential to click links like above (MY BAD)
So this week, I'm going to delete a lot of people on my list because they are pissing me off!

Ciao!

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Thursday, January 25, 2007

I Love My TV Thursdays

You know, television shows these days can be full of shit.

Of course I do like some shows but frankly I prefer watching movies. But when you have satelite TV I guess its not that bad eh? What with the numerous amounts of reality shows. MMmmmMMm. Quite entertaining.

So here's a little update on my Thursdays Telly World!

Last night on Amazing Race Asia my Indo Boys Marsio & Mardy got eliminated! BOO!

Fortunately, two Malaysian teams are on the final three and I am hoping its that dating couple Andrew and Syeon that will win this race. Why? because I am amazed with Andrew's visionary dream which so far now has become a reality. What was his dream? Ah...watch the repeat on AXN! hehe.

It was amazing! Luck was with them all day in that episode. And considering Syeon had to eat all that brains, they still managed to stay in first place! Yippee!

So woohoo to Malaysia for making both teams to the final 3.

And kudos to my darling Indo boys M&M for making it that far (they're not hot just in case you're wondering). Considering their physical being wasn't as top notch as the other teams I think they did pretty okay!

Can't wait for next weeks show! woohoo!

...And now, on to the 10.30pm slot.

What Women Want is an awesome show which I came across whilst doing my after-Amazing-Race-Asia-surf-the-channel ritual.

Maybe it was chance, maybe it was fate. Whatever it was I'm intrigued with a few of them hotties in this show (specifically Talha, Sham and Charles).

I mean, WOW! Where may I find these guys in KL? They actually exist?

Of course some of them were so-so lah but you know, thanks to the hot ones my Thursday nights are even more fabulously exciting! Woohoo! :q yum!

Although, the spoiler of this entire show is, definitely Hannah Tan. I'm sorry Hannah, you are pretty but the more I look at your style, the more I see you like to dress like a typical Asian LA/Miami whore.

Ouch! I'm mean.

But wait! What do these whores dress/look like? Let's see, shall we?

Hannah Tan wearing all-white with a NEON PINK BRA/bikini top underneath? - I'm sorry but the whole smouldery eyeliner look on you isn't working for me and this outfit honey? is atrocious. I mean, that tying t-shirt thing, ew. She looks like she's about to enter a wet t-shirt contest.

Hannah Tan looks like an Asian Awek Kereta

Need I say more? By the way Hannah, I'm guessing your favourite colour is white.

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Thursday, January 18, 2007

Shon & Seri

Did I ever tell you guys about Shon & Seri?

Let me enlighten you, my kampung (read:village) name is Seri (pronounce:siree) and my other half's name is Shon (pronounce:shown).

See, Shon and Seri are two kampung girls from Kedah (a northern state in Peninsular Malaysia). They love nerdy looking boys and always happened to like the same guys. They're always arguing over those boys and those boys always think they are king.

Alas, in reality Shon and Seri aren't real girls. They are just a couple of teenage girls (not-so-teenage actually) from the city of Kuala Lumpur who happen to have parents from Kedah and have impecable abilities to immitate the funny Kedah accent (Kelantan accent still wins though).

These are girls who get a good laugh messing with nerdy boys by making them think they are super special and hot by worshipping them. Shon and Seri are those girls in high school who like to play pranks, eat in class, insult the King on his death bed and "flirt" with their science teacher just to see his reactions.

Art Work by Shon & Seri

Shon and Seri are the girls who made secret books talking about anything and EVERYTHING. In fact, these books were actually makeshifted from buku latihans sekolah (pronounce:bookoo la-tee-hans sko-la which mean school notebooks) and decorated SO fabulously fascinating that everyone who knew about the book (which were A LOT 0f people) wanted to at least see the cover because the cover alone? WAS AMAZING.

Sigh. The Legendary Shon & Seri.

Now, at 21, both Shon and Seri live far apart. Practically living seperate lives. But you know when they get together it all comes back. The girls turn WHACK! They turn so whack that Shon dare not expose this side of her in front of her awesome hot boyfriend.

Of course Seri understands. We all need to have that certain standards we maintain right? In fact I probably couldn't behave how I do with Shon in front of my boyfriend.

So, this post is for us SHON!!! I love you babe and it was so fun chilling with you after so long! Haha I can't wait to re-unite our books and read it! SO MUCH SHIT! Like a pandora's box! Woohoo!

Message from Seri: Aku tau hang tak bacha slalu, tapi bila hang bachaaaa, ingat naaaaaaaa. abg azz sama aku...cinta selamanya hang tau? Udaaaahh! pi amik ayak semayang! Aku tau la ni hang naik kapai terghbang tapi ingat2 naaaa...jadi toksah aku habq panjang2 naaaa. hang pi tidoq dulu aku pi bacha mangga! Jaga2 naa? aku jumpa hang di kampung gebok nanti!

Shon and Seri a.k.a Alia and Naz

xoxo
Seri

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Monday, January 15, 2007

The Evil Telekom Malaysia

I recently discovered that Malaysia's largest telecommunications company (Telekom Malaysia) is run by a power hungry-corrupted-slow-assholic bunch.

Not only that, they are evil because they KILL technologies that are developed by the smart Malaysians by offering a whole whoop of cash to them and then later on puts these bought smartly developed technologies into a cupboard which somehow years later dissapears into thin air.

I'm amazed. Such a classic example of people who want to monopolize the telecommunications market. They buy these newly found technologies from these smaller companies for the sake of killing competition.

Of course, the dude who sold the technology is a rightful idiot as well. But the fact of the matter is, this technology is currently NOT being used. It sits somewhere in the premise of Telekom Malaysia, rotting.

So the dude who owns this technology wants to buy it back. Telekom even suggested that they'll let the dude buy it back. The funny thing is why hasn't Telekom sold it back? Its been months! Maybe because these people are really SLOW. Its not that hard you know. All they have to do is give back all the shit that the dude sold to them and sign papers and take the cash! But NO! They're taking time because these assholic inconsiderate bunch are afraid that if this product does become a hit, the big bosses are going to ask them why the hell didn't they make the product work?

Exactly!

BECAUSE THEY'RE A BUNCH OF LAZY ASS CORRUPTED MOFOS WHO WOULD RATHER LET THE COMPANY RUN BY ITSELF (Because as a matter of fact, it does run by itself) INSTEAD OF HAVING TO VENTURE INTO NEW TECHNOLOGIES!

You know, considering they're doing well they're actually a bunch of idiots doing nothing but basking in OUR money.

By they way, I'm not talking about the general employees. I'm talking about them damn upper managerial levels. They're shit heads.

So there Telekom Malaysia. YOU SUCK!

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Friday, January 12, 2007

2007!

Holy crap its 2007!

Well, I know its been awhile since I wrote here but I just hadn't got the chance to do so. Besides All the insane parties that I keep going to and stuff there hasn't been much going on. OH! WAIT! I have a job now. I'm working here in Petra Sports & Entertainment until august where hopefully I'll have enough cash to go back to Canada.

Margy just told me that its snowing right now in Victoria. WHY WASN'T IT SNOWING LIKE HELL WHEN I WAS THERE? Hehe. Nevermind. If I wanted snow I could go to the mountain or maybe Calgary or wherever? Hehe.

I guess I don't have much to write about and will begin putting up photos from my birthday until new years. ENJOY! Hope you guys had a good new year!

drinking on me bday

ery me and nas's gf

sasketchawan

outfit

friends chilling

galeri nasional indonesia - jakarta

di, mika ery and moi

this ride gives one a headache

naddddiiieeemm!

my bday cake!

di's 18th birthday

birthday girl with nad dickie and jham

this is a jakarta photo at the gallery part of razs performance

sexy girls in jakarta baby

di's 18th - siblings potrait

cousins at my house

alia, ili and me out on a random night

we're religious........hehe

or maybe not..................haha

di pulling a jesus

alliance francaise!

fun day indeed

new year's looking back

woot!

nataliaaaaa


my darlings
my family

wasted on wine

mmmhmmm!!! welcome 2007!

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