A Bedtime Story for Kids

Once upon a time in a faraway land there lived this hornbill and this parrot. The hornbill, liked to sleep and chill and mind its own business whereas the parrot, would not stop pissing the hornbill off.

One day, the hornbill visited his friend the munchkin and told the munchkin how awful it was to be neighbours with this annoying parrot. So the munchkin said that Lord Voldermort was looking for a pet parrot and would very much want one that would not shut up.

So the hornbill made a plan. He was going to give the parrot a vast amount of sleeping pills and eventually ship the parrot of to Siberia where You-Know-Who was living as a gift. Yes, You-Know-Who aka Voldermort is in Siberia where the place is lame and smelly and boring.

So finally, the day came where the hornbill was going to give the parrot the pills. And went to sleep the parrot did. How happy the hornbill was as the parrot was no longer talking. The hornbill then put the parrot in cage and handed it to the UPS guy where he then delivered it to the UPS pilot and the pilot flew it to Siberia where another UPS guy picks the parrot in the cage up and delivers it to Voldermort's address in Siberia.

Alas, Voldermort receives a knock on his door. His pet snake Nagini opens the door and finds that there is a parrot. And You-Know-Who says "Who dares sends me this disgusting parrot?" and then the parrot awakes and says "Squark Squark! Voldermort I love you and you will love me for I am the best parrot in the world! I will treat you like king and you will always have me at yor beck and call!". Voldermort looks at Nagini and sighs "You pathetic little thing. But because you will be able to make me feel like I am king then I shall keep you. Come here and call me beautiful! tell me that you love me I order you!". And so, the parrot and Voldermort and his pet snake Nagini lived happily ever after.

What became of the hornbill you ask?

Well, the hornbill lived a peaceful life with his friend the munchkin where he never needed to hear a single talk from the annoying parrot ever again.

The End.