Naz's New Found Mission

The world has definetly turned inside out. I recently heard from my sister that my brother has become A VEGETARIAN! yes! WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU RAZ? Has hell frozen? What did the world do to you to deserve such a CURSE?

I'm sorry for the sudden outburst. Its just, no no its NOT JUST. It's RAZ. It's like saying Naz hates chocolate.

Raz hating meat? No! No way! Apparently he's doing this because he and his current girlfriend want to try something new. Well current girlfriend, I haven't met you yet and i've heard great things about you, so DON'T SPOIL IT! Do you have any idea how hard it is to get on my Good List? YOU HAVE NO IDEA. I am a terrible sister. Once you're on my bad list you stay there forever. Hehe.

Anyways, I know I shouldn't be butting into other people's life but hey! this is MY BROTHER. And that would mean when I come home I can't go "Hey Raz, let's go eat some KFC" or "Dude, Mushroom Swiss Burger jom!" or "Nigz, don't you feel like SOME LAMB?"NO. Now I'll just have to sit there. Staring at my brother chowing down to some greens. Man, this is worst than his past drug addiction. Really man. Can't you be balanced for once? Hehe.

So my new mission : To convert my brother back to an Omnivour.

After all, that IS the way to go. We need all the nutrients we can get to have a good functioning body. PROTEIN. Meat is Protein. Yes there are other sources of protein but come on, what is better than the original source? And besides, this vegetarian bullshit is BULLSHIT. We're all going to die anyway so why not die in style? Meat is cool! Hehe.

Proof that he's not fit to be a Vegetarian is that apparently, he's sick right now. He's been throwing up. For no reason. It's probably because his body feels agitated from the lack of meat. Now let me just say, ARE YOU A GIRL? Girls throw up. Boys throw up ONLY if they're drunk. I'll accept THAT. You shouldn't be doing this! Your body is saying "Dude! Where's the MEAT?" Argh. I am so so shocked and angry. Roar!

The next thing I know he's going to be one of those skinny, smoking, haggard-looking vegatarians. EW. Dude, you WERE cool, but now you're just LAME.

Honestly, I'm not against the whole vegetarian thing. I mean, do what you want to do but It's just that this time its personal. It's Raz. And if you know him you will understand.

I actually had to take a break from writing my LAME essay because this was bothering my head tremendously.

I am going to make a long distance call soon. As soon as I finish my two essays I am going to do what a good sister would do. CONVERT RAZ BACK TO AN OMNIVOUR!

GAH!