Nadzirah Hashim Presents: Are You An Internet Freak?

Let's face it, the internet is something very important in the world right now. It allows people to communicate with others from the other end of the world, do business, satisfy their sexual needs, go shopping, see controversial videos and so on.

So here's 31 statements I compiled which if you answer yes to all, would definitely prove you are an Internet Freak.

Are you ready?

You are an Internet Freak when...

1) You've watched TV shows online
2) You have an internet journal
3) You know what LOL, LMFAO, WTF, BRB, L8R, ROTFL means
4) You wake up and the first thing you do is head for the net
5) You have a neopet
6) You spend more than an hour a day on YouTube
7) You're watching YouTube everyday
8) You can't wait to turn on your Metacafe
9) You have a high score on an online game
10)You have a friendster, myspace, hi5, tag, sms.ac, multiply and facebook account
11)You specifically stay in the office longer just so you can be online

12)When you're out, you'd rather go to starbucks or any place that offers free wifi than socialize
13)You have dreams that you went online
14)You religiously read some of your friend's or a perfect stranger's online journal
15)You can design a website
16)The first sexual experience you got with your lover was through the computer screen
17)You know which porn site is not a scam and which one is
18)You have an online business
19)You leave early from a party/club to go home and go online
20)Every time you talk somehow someway there will be some mention of the internet
21)You cry when the internet is down and refuse to eat for days as a protest
22)You leaped for joy when they invented a technology that would make wireless internet faster
23)You know what BitComet is and would prefer it to Limewire and Imesh
24)You know that Internet Explorer is full of shit and prefer other web browsers like Mozilla
25)You'd rather talk to your friends online than meet with them
26)You found the love of your life, online.
27)You memorize all the latest and most dangerous virus names out there
28)You buy EVERYTHING off the net.
29)You don't check your mailbox at home but you do check your email inbox
30)You google your name and find that you are listed
31)You have hacking skills

I could go on. But I think these 31 things should be enough to prove you are an internet freak.

So how did you score?

You said YES to:

• 0 - you're not an internet freak at all. As far as you know, the internet could be a dishwashing brand of some sort. Maybe you should look into the internet seeing how you still live in the colloquial world.
• 1-7 - well, it seems you know about the existence of the internet and some of its uses. But you're not such a savvy user due to the lack of exposure or perhaps, time, or social life. Don't fret, you will be wiser, become a jobless sod soon or perhaps lose your social life , young padewan.
• 8-15 - you're quite the savvy internet user but realize that you need to balance your life with friends, family, boyfriend, job, etc. You probably use the net for certain things like downloading porn but have no idea which one might cause you pop ups. Nonetheless, you're more knowledgeable than the two categories before and not as extreme as the upcoming two. Well done!
• 16-23 - almost there, freak! but not there yet. I don' t know whether to congratulate you for not being such an internet freak or insult you by saying, try harder loser!
• 24-30 - congratulations! you're an Internet Freak! nuff said!
  

What did you guys score?

I scored 9! Woot!