Okay DAMN

These days I hallucinate easier. Mind you, with no substance. It's really a good thing I don't do drugs on a regular basis because God knows what i'll do if I was. I like to say I don't need drugs because I am a drug. Teehee.

I mean, the other day I was walking from Thrifty's to home and I saw this car driving pass me and for like a split second I imagined what if I got run over and broke my legs and my groceries are sprawled all over the place. Man, and the funny part is I'd yell "YOU FUCKER I HAVE NO INSURANCE!". Haha. That was the exact description of my hallucination. Weird eh?

And then there's this other time I was sitting in the bus and like I saw this guy riding a bike and a car driving and imagined the guy on the bike getting hit and the bus would stop and crash into them as well. YIKES. That was a scary thought. I must be THAT BORED to hallucinate like this. I don't want to die or anything I just daydream too much.

So yeah. I've also had some pleasant hallucinations like the other day I was walking on campus and I imagined that suddenly I flew. And like I flew home. And like while I was flying I was flying with birds. It was so nice and windy and a bit cold but I was so happy. Hehe. Okay I should stop and see a therapist. Yes I am aware of my issues. I am insane. But hey! Welcome to my insane mind. This is MY FUCKSPOT. I call it fuckspot because I hate the word B**G. Fuck is the new B**g. Hehe. I know. Weirdo. But somehow the word b**g reminds me of the word snot. I know WHAT THE....??!?!?! Well, b**g would probably be closer to snog. But snogging is fun isn't it? Hehe.

I have to study for my midterms. Computer Science 100! So fun! I really adore Mary Sanseverino. She's so funny! Today, she made an impression of Professor McGonagall. She said she felt that she was like Professor McGonagall because she tells us to take out our CPS clicker thingies and she says it reminds her of Prof. McGonagall when she tells her students to take out their wands. Haha. And then she went in a McGonagall tone "Students! Clickers!" haha. It was so funny. She's insane man.

Anyways, so tomorrow in my South East Asia studies class we're going to learn about pop culture music in Indonesia specifically focusing on Inul Daratista. Heard of her? Maybe my Malaysian friends have but for my Canadian readers, Inul is insane. I mean she's not insane insane like me but she GELEKS like WHOA! okay Gelek (pronounced GAY-LAKE) hehe, is like dancing move yo ass kinda thing but like to the extreme. She makes all the strippers who do erotic dances look like lame-o amateurs. Get my drift? Haha. She's actually a singer of a genre called dangdut. I hate that genre. But maybe someday I will learn to appreciate it. The thing about her gelek-ing is that its so vulgarly sexual that it has become almost controversial. Or perhaps it was controversial. I think I read somewhere that it has. I tried searching for a video of her dancing but unfortunately I could not find any. I have a feeling my prof. has a video to show us tomorrow. So that's going to be fun. I've seen her dance before actually. My friend had a video of her dancing and I was like, OKAY DAMN.

But I did find this:



Courtesy of
http://inul-daratista.tripod.com/

That is her ass. I know, DAMN.

Okay I'll leave you with her ass.

Ciao!