My Malaysian Wish

So I was reading Rocky's Bru today and couldn't help but react to the "Bengap minister" post.

No, I am not mad at all. Just tickled. Teehee.

It's so funny how the minister referred political b**ggers as "goblok".

I mean, goblok?

Ya udah deh kenapa si ngga bisa ngomong bahasa Malaysia?

I mean, if you want to kutuk the Malaysian political b**ggers, use a more clever word damn it!

In fact, kenapa tak guna bahasa Melayu terus?

Let us help our dear minister here boys and girls. What words could we possibly use instead of goblok?

Sigh.

It saddens me to know that this minister lacks vocabulary skills in our very own Bahasa Melayu. I mean, he had to use our neighboring country's language to express his feelings towards these people! It's as if Bahasa Melayu does not have any rude words to express anger. Bahlol. Tolol. Badigol. Bongok. Mangkuk. Begok (oh wait, that's Indonesian. Heh) .

Not that I mind people using Bahasa Indonesia but considering you're a minister, you don't say "goblok" when giving out comments to the press. You are BOUND to get scrutinized. And well at the end of the day, you're just making a fool out of yourself!

What examples are you setting to the people who idolize your position of power?

You make the government look stupid. I mean, goblok!

So in regards to MY wish for Malaysia, I say that prior to becoming a minister, candidates must sit for SPM level Bahasa Melayu (yes, with Prosa Klasik and all) and obtain at least a 4B in their grade or else...

Kau Boleh Blah!