Minah Maintain Gedik

When one is bored and in a extremely bitchy mood, one can't help but be a slave to friendster.

But what is it about friendster that is so exciting? How can it kill boredom and satisfy my bitchy needs? Let's analyze shall we:

1. There are interesting written profiles with horrific English skills that can tickle me till the cows come home. moohhhooohhoooohooo. hehe.
   
2. I get to be observant of people's smiling and posing patterns which allows me to further analyze what features make them look good and what doesn't.
   
3. I get to see who's wearing what right and wrong.
4. I get to see that some people are such social climbers its sick.
5. I get to see some ass kissing bitches
6. I get to read the psychoticness that certain people have

To sum it up, I basically become a big judgmental biyotch. Ah, such fun it is.

Anyways, as I was being the big judgemental biyotch yesterday, I couldn't help but notice the amount of Minah Maintain Gedik that exist out there. Online and offline.

I guess I thought about all this when I was at the LRT station yesterday and this (I'm sorry) tudung bitch cut my queue. How rude. And then after she cuts queue she looks at herself in the mirror like she did something proud. BURN! And because I was standing in front of her I could see what she was typing to her friend on text msg. Bleurgh. it's those typical things you read on fucking channel @15 on Astro.

"ailebiu"

"tenkiu"

"babai"

GROSS.

I don't understand why can't they just type the correct way. Gedik. Minah Maintain Gedik.

Yuck.

They've bastardized the English language. Now I know how the French feel when the Americans pronounce all the R's and the S's in the French words. C'est Horrible.

These Minah Maintain Gedik are not all like this.

I mean, some of them can actually speak and spell fine in the English language. But some of them are the types that like to maintain one kind of face only when they smile. Some make it a point to befriend 'pretty' (I leave an inverted comma there because I cannot actually say that all these so-called pretty girls are pretty) girls cause it makes them feel cool by leaving comments on these 'pretty' girls pages as though they've been best friends like, forever. And then some also cover their mouth with their hands when they laugh. Come on, you know you've met these kind of girls. And I know, YUCK.

Look, I have no hate towards these girls. I just don't understand why they do it. It's like so, ew.

I mean imagine me behaving like that? YES, GROSS.

So here are my problem solving methods for these Minah Maintain Gedik:

Spelling Lessons

• If you don't know how to spell the word correctly, use a language you're familiar with. What's wrong with saying "saya cinta awak", "terima kasih" or "selamat tinggal"? Think it's too long to type? Then complain to Dewan Bahasa! If you say you type it cos it shortens your text messages you are lying. There's a fine line between just typing gedik and short form typing. Observe: if you had wanted to say "I love you" you could have typed "I <3 U"
  

Vary Your Smile

• God granted you with teeth. Lucky you! So smile with it. It's probably prettier. Since you're so vain anyway you can practice in the mirror. But please vary it. One type of smile shows your character is so predictable. Live a little, smile differently.

Suck Your Own Ass

• Why are you adding a random 'pretty' girl on friendster and kissing a 'pretty' girls ass by leaving a 'compliment' on her page so that technically, she'll (perhaps) write you something back? Sigh. Sometimes its best to kiss your own ass so you won't bother others. Unless of course, you really genuinely mean to give someone a compliment but then again, if you're a Minah Maintain Gedik it's most likely you don't give without wanting something back.
  

Keep Your Hands Away From Your Mouth

• If you're so pretty (according to you that is), why do you cover your pretty mouth with your hands when you laugh? If you think you have a pretty mouth and when you laugh you look good, remove those hands from your mouth and laugh away.
  

With all this, you will hopefully become LESS of a Minah Maintain Gedik and eventually learn to let loose because honestly, life is short so live it a little! It's okay to be a little less carefree!

Cheers!