The Gold Digger Digs & Digs But Cannot Spell

If you guys have been reading my fuckspot religiously, you would know that I've been writing a story about this Gold Digger named Nic Huli who comes from Kelanistan. For those of you who missed it read here.

The saga continues...

The Chronicles of the Gold Digger : Episode 2

Years have gone by since Nic Huli had come to the big city Kul. She was now a master at deceiving old dirty gremlins with families into covering her with copious amounts of gold that it was almost as if she could outdo King Midas himself. But of course, King Midas still wins because Nic Huli is just gross.

Speaking of gross, many people in the suburb village off shore of Kul believed that Nic Huli was quite an idiot. It was bad enough that she had become a stinkin' family stealer/gold digger but to be a rightful idiot too? The situation was priceless.

But to not point fingers a brave villager named Zand decided to see how idiotic Nic Huli was. But it turned out Zand did not have to plan a cunning plan to do so as Nic Huli soon revealed that in fact, she was an idiot.

"Zand, I have to reveal this to you. I cannot spell. Nor am I tech savvy enough to figure out how to find a magical tool that will allow me not to look like an idiot. But somehow I believe you will be able to help me. If you must know, the gold has clouded my brain and now, I can only spell GOLD." said Nic Huli.

"HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, We hit the jackpot! What will the suburbs off shore say?" Zand thought to herself but kept composure because of years of experience dealing with idiots like Nic Huli.

"Nic, you can't be as idiotic as many would say. Okay, I shall test you. Spell 'good'." said Zand.

"G-O-L-D" Nic Huli spelt aloud.

"No, you're close but not too close. Replace the L with an O and you will get Good" Zand showed her by writing it on a paper.

"Oh! So all I need to do is always replace this letter and I will be correct?" asked Nic Huli with excitement.

"Yes. Now, try spelling a harder one. Hmmm. Let's see, how about 'idiot'. Can you spell that?" Zand asked her.

"G-O-L-D" Nic Huli spelt again.

"Oh bugger, this is going to be a long and painful journey" said Zand.

And so the journey of Nic Huli not becoming an idiot was indeed a long and painful one for Zand that in the end she decided to give up and let Nic Huli retain her idoticness for it was good comedy for the noble people of the suburbs off shore.

The End.