Me, Myself, and My Health

Aiiiiiiii! The kid who lives in my house has lice! GAH! I just hope I don't have any! ew KUTU! (kutu=lice). Argh!

So while I was paranoid about all this shit. I decided to carry on some research about common health deseases people get as a kid. Ah, I'm sure that most of you have got Chicken Pox? Hehe. Well well, I remember it perfectly clear. I got it with my sister and we stayed home and played with our Barbies all week and then there was this one day our teacher from kindergarden came to the house and asked why we weren't in school. I distinctly remember peeking through the balcony and seeing them nodding and smiling at my maid while she explained the disease me and my sister had. Hehe.

I also remember over that weekend my parents took my brother out to Toys 'R' Us while me and my sister again sat home and played with our toys and sulked. But alas! they came home bearing gifts! Hehe. Gifts for the unfortunate. I received a Barbie Kitchen set and I have no idea what my sister got. But it was such a happy moment for me. I remember a few weeks later I spilt Calamine lotion all over my kitchen set and was quite devastated.

I also remember getting lice when I was a kid. We had to use that special comb to get the fucker out. I was so fascinated by that comb. I thought it was amazing. I also thought that this comb could be used as a substitute of a fence for my Barbie play house. Hehe. I know, what a weirdo. My maid had to hide it from me. Damn!

Another thing I remembered when I was a kid. FOOD POISONING. I used to get it so much. Maybe THATS why I was so skinny!WAS SKINNY. Oh wow, it all makes sense to me now. Shooting shit from both directions! Haha. I was so skinny my dad and bro had nicknamed me Bosnia, Mogadishu, Somalia (anything in relevancy to skinny children). It was quite funny if I look back. But after I got my period (of which I also received presents for), I stopped getting food poisoning and I also started eating A LOT. My father was so pleased with the increase of appetite that when we went for our usual Sunday lunches with Arwah Nenek (Late Grandma R.I.P) he made sure I had my usual which was (still is) Chicken Pau and Lemon Chicken. Yes, I am quite the chicken fan but that's only because the chinese don't really make any lamb. That's my Middle East heritage. Oh God, I love you LAMB.

Back to present day!

So currently, I have this stupid disgusting black toenail problem. Oh man, I want to rip it out so the new toe nail would grow but people have adviced me to wait for it to fall off. BUT ITS BEEN FOREVER! Well, since February! Thats FOREVER in toenail years I swear. And SUMMER IS COMING! I already have to try to cover it here because I wear flip flops to school. Its so EW. I really wish I could pull it off NOW. But it would be absolutely painful and I have no painkillers or sedatives with me. Perhaps I'll call my friend Arjun and like, do it on 420 day! Haha.

Other health problems right now could possibly be this damn toothache. I think I need to go to the dentist or something. I also need to go see my dermatologist because I've run out of my skin medicine. No, its nothing serious. Just Acne. EEEEWWW!

Okay I'll stop with my imperfections. Hehe.

My European Union Politics exam is tomorrow. And yet, I'm here. Fuckspotting. Yeah yeah. I will study soon. I hope a question on Enlargement comes up. I did my paper on that so thats really something I should know unless I go off topic AGAIN. I always seem to panic in exams. I read too much into the question (or perhaps not enough) and always talk about the wrong issues. And they make you write on paper too. Duh! Hehe. BUT I hate writing. With pen. It is painful especially if you don't have the right pen. I'm a specific kind of person. I think most of my friends know that. I mean, I'm open but there are just SOME things you can't make me change.

But anyways, time to go. I'll leave you with me, myself, and MY UGLY TOE.







Ciao!