A Crazy Fatty's Post

You know how I said time flies like a bitch? Suprisingly my next ten days are taking FOREVER. It seems when one has none to do time will sit there and mock you. Oh time, you're mean. Hehe.

Anyways, before I went to bed last night I decided to excercise. I started with listening to Kelis's Milkshake song. Hehe. I know, What the.....? And then I made a playlist of all those typical music you hear in clubs and started dancing aka working out. Hehe. It was quite fun. Here's the vain part : I had a mirror in front of me. Hehehe. Yeah , yeah. This is my fuckspot so bare with me. But the mirror made me realize that I have put on SO MUCH weight over the years. Over the years meaning since I left KTJ. I mean I never realized it as much before. But last night was a wake up call. AND EW. Hehe.

Don't get me wrong, I still think I'm hot. Teehee. But the point is, over the years I think I've put on quite a bit of weight and it can get bad if I keep maintaining my eating habits and no-excercise policy. I mean, trust me, I eat like a pig and never excercise. I must have forgot I can't get away with it ( my no-excercise and eat-like-a-pig policy) anymore like I used to be able to. I never had any fat problems as a child or throughout my teenage years but I guess 20 is the age where you (OR I) hit rock bottom! Haha.

So my goal?

By my 21st birthday I'd be 125 lbs. I decided 120 is too skinny and almost too unrealistic of a goal. I mean, it is possible but I'm not going to go that far because going that far is just something I might not want to do. I think 125 lbs is a good weight. It's ideal for my BMI! Although I'd like to stress my current BMI isn't overweight too. I guess I just want to do this cause when I dance there are about 3 million fats jiggling along with me. Haha.

Anyways, I will start this summer!

I just realized I have a gym, tennis court, swimming pool, and a jogging track at the front of my doorstep and I use none of it! I hear Raz and Di have lost a lot of weight and they plan to tease me of my fatness when I come home. ASSHOLES! haha. Oh you bitches just you wait I will lose weight and look better! Muahahaha. Between the three of us I was probably the skinniest for the longest time. I think currently the tables have turned. DAMN IT. Must not lose!

Okay enough about fatness.

I decided I'm not going to Phuket and instead go shopping like crazy here. Hehe. And shoppped I did! I'm so obsessed with sunglasses I bought two new ones! I think I have like five pairs here and another eight back home. Hehe. I'm quite the sunglasses lover! I also love swimwear and am looking into buying some before I go back. Hehe. If parents ask where my damage deposit or text book buyback money went I'd be like, what? Hehe.

This post sounds like one of those typical girl posts cause I'm talking about two things ALL girls like to (or subconciously) talk about : complaining how they're fat and how they went shopping and bought more fun stuff that would make them happy. EW.

Is that terrible? Hmmm. In my opinion it isn't as much. I mean it's their fuckspot and they can write about whatever they want right? But sometimes I can't help but judge and go "man, is that ALL you do?". But then I go "Look at yourself Naz! You're doing the exact same shit!", and then I go "OH FUCK!". I think I have a split personality. A smeagol. It's like there's me, smeagol, and my good head. This is the inside of my head when I am deciding what to buy:

Naz: Hmm. This is so pretty, should I buy it?

Naz's Smeagol: Yes precious, buy it precious then it will be ours precious!

Naz's Good Head: Naz, do you really need it?

Naz: Good one. Do I really need this?

Naz's Smeagol: Yes precious you do!

Naz's Good Head: Dude, don't you think this money could be used for better things?

Naz: Like what?

Naz's Smeagol: Yes precious like what? We only live once precious! Once! Buy it!

Naz: Fuck yeah, we only live once so I should definetly buy it right?

Naz's Good Head: Dude, you listen to your Smeagol too much.

Naz: Okay I promise the next thing I see I'll consult you more than I consult my Smeagol.

Naz's Smeagol: (leaps with joy) She buys it precious! she buys it!

Naz's Good Head: (grunts and pouts) Don't be upset when you see something better and want it but can't have it!

Naz: (stops for a minute) Oh! shit, hmmm.

Naz's Smeagol: Precious! We want it precious! Want!

Naz: Okay, okay I really need and want this.

Naz's Good Head: GAH! I GIVE UP!

Naz's Smeagol: We win! We win!

Naz: Okay buying it!

And so I head to the cash register and purchase the thing that I need to buy.

Hehe. Isn't that, INSANE? I agree it is. Generally, I consult my Smeagol and Good Head equally. When it comes to serious situations my Good Head always wins but sometimes, my Smeagol wins. And sometimes, Smeagol makes good decisions. And a lot of times my Good Head would too. I live on these two characters in my head. Find me crazy yet? NO? Wow. I love you too then. Hehe.

I think I should shower. I think my Good Head is telling me to but Smeagol says park my ass on my comp and just chill. NO SMEAGOL YOU LOSE THIS ONE! And my Good Head smiles triumphantly.

Ciao!